Mass Effect - Noodle House Glow-in-the-Dark Tank

$26.99 ~~$35.99~~ In stock

Category: Shirt

Noodles so good, you'll get arrested for them.

Look, we’re not saying that our Officially Licensed Mass Effect Noodle House Tank is so good that it’s worth sneaking out of a hospital, committing wanton acts of property damage, and getting into a conflict with security personnel* before heading off for a snack. But if any of those activities happen to be on your to-do list anyway, you might as well look good while doing it, and one thing we definitely can say about this Tank is that you will definitely look good doing pretty much anything. And it glows in the dark! So make sure you’re prepared for whatever shenanigans you get up to and get yours today!

*Sanshee does not in any way, at any time, endorse breaking out of hospitals, committing wanton acts of property damage, or getting into conflicts with security personnel. Please wear these clothes responsibly.

Product Details

Gaming merchandise officially licensed by BioWare and E.A.
Screen printed locally on an soft 100% cotton tank.
Pairs perfectly with our Noodle House Glow-in-the-Dark pin!
Comes in multiple Krogan-approved varieties.

Credits

Designer: KOMBOH Creative

© 2022 Electronic Arts Inc. EA and EA logo are trademarks of Electronic Arts Inc. Bioware and Mass Effect are trademarks of EA international (Studio and Publishing) Ltd. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

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Customer Reviews (4.3 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Henry ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

The fabric is really soft and breathable—perfect for warm weather. I wore it to a convention and got a ton of compliments on the glow-in-the-dark noodles.

Amelia ★★★★★ Oct 18, 2026

The glow-in-the-dark print actually works way better than I expected—it lights up the whole noodle bowl design after a few minutes under a lamp. Fits true to size and the fabric is breathable enough for summer wear, so I've already worn it twice this week.

Matthew A. ★★★☆☆ Oct 18, 2026

The print glows pretty well in the dark, which is cool, but the fabric feels a bit thinner than I expected for the price. It fits okay, just not super comfortable for all-day wear.